Legally Blonde

Lauren. Has. Never. Seen. Legally. BLONDE!

isn't she retarded??

anyway, we are watching it now and i will post every emotion and response to things that happen.

i hope you're ready...

1a. Elle's hair before date: "it looks retarded in the front"

1b. Warner dumping Elle: "awwwwwwww....he looks so evil, like erhhh"

1c. Elle's boobs during date: "ha ha (giggle)"

1d. Elle's crying after Warner dumps her: "she's crying like i would hyperventilate"

1e. Elle get's in car so she doesn't ruin her heels: "woooowwwwww!"

2a. Elle throw chocolates at tv and screams LIAR!: "hahahahahah!"

2b. The perfect wife for Warner: "look at her faaaaaaaaaaace!"

3a. Road trip to harvard: "haha! she's headbanging while laughing."

3b. lap dance on spanish teacher: "hahah."

4a. elle's friend in video essay: "haha! that girl! (finger point)"

4b. legal jargon: "hahaahh!"

4c. LSAT scores: "some of these girls have jank hairstyles...look at her (mouse-ear-hair)"

4d. video essay: "she has a five-head!"

5a. elle arives at Harvard: "oh. i thought the white van was stalking her."

5b. guy says 'hey look its malibu barbie': "theyre like hanging out the windows...what the fuck?"

5c. guy who conduct the share-circle: "he's hot..not him," later, "(pointed)"

5d. deworming orphans in somalia: "(dying of laughter)."

6a. elle walking in harvard halls: "wtf?"

6b. elle talking to confused warner: "wow. he's hot too."

7a. elle in first class, pulling out heart notebook: "hehe."

7b. vivian kensington: "she looks like a gothic/church-going girl"

7c. Stromwell's shirt (green over same green): "dude! Mrs. Edingfield shirt!"

8a. meets 3hot guy: "he's hot too...except for his hair. he has butt hair."

8b. advice about teachers, teacher who spits: "haha."

8c. elle nodding: "why does she speak to so maany hot guys?!"

8d. finace: "whaat the fuu..."

8e. elle's hopeless reaction: "awww..."

9. vivians description by elle: "she's gothic"

10a. vivian showing off her damn ring: "wooooow."

11a. elle depressed in her room: "the clouds [on her robe] are cute!!"

11b. friend says i have news: "she got fangs? oh bangs"

11c. im getting married, rips dress and falls: "hahah"

12a. vivian spits: "fire breather"

12b. frigid bitch: "haha!"

12c. warner tells elle she's not smart enough: "(scoff) what a jerk"

13. 3hot guy sees her in bunny costume: "hah"

14. bruser watching tv: "hehe"

15. bruser getting hair highlighted: "ohh my gooosh"

16a. chick shows up at trailer: "she looks like shes going to barf"

16b. reaction to fat guy: "uuuuuggghhhhhhhhhh..."

16c. habeus corpus: "ha. haybeeus corps"

Lizzie says, "yeah! SUCK IT BITCH!": "hahah!!"

Lizzie says, "I'm HUNGRAAAAAAY!" : "hahahahaha!! (almost falls off bed"

17a. elles sees that shea on team: "gassssp!"

17b. elle reminisces about hot tub: "hah"

18a. outfits: "funeral--maid. funeral maid. like if someone spilt a dead person...like ashes"

18b. elles "happy people dont shoot husbands" justification: "haha"

19a. show them a picture of his thing!: "ohhhhh snaap!"

19b. thank god one of you has a brain: "mmhnmnm"

20a. ive got a package (delivery man): "inside snort"

20b. delivery man "take it easy": "that's kind of creepy

20c. elle's explaination: "she raises her eyebrows alot"

20d. bend and snap: "ohh"

20e. guy does bend and snap: "(wierd noise)"

20f. gay guy speaks of bend and snap: "no comment"

21a. fat lady prisoner: "ha wtf!"

21b. bad freeze frame (insert photo): "ooh my god. what the heeeck. (said whinyish)"

22. car scene with elle and 3hot guy: "butt head(point)"

23. are you against brunettes: "I hold alot of cards being blonde"

24a. girls like me dont go out with losers like you: "awww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (high pitch)"

24b. stupid bitch chick asks when he wants to go out: "haha"

25. about elle: "shes pretty but she has a five head"

26a. delivery man sees bad bend snap chick: "she looks like shed like his big one. look at her!"

26b. hits delivery man: "hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (squeaky). etc."

27. you bitch from gay guy: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa!"

28. proffessor hits on elle: "(creeper noise)"

29. elle cries: "wow. she cries so muuuuuuuch!"

Commercial: "baby!"

30a. elle walks in: "ha. thats awesome. i like her shoes. but she has the stupid front hair a lot."

30b. wierd chick walks in: "aww... (said softly)"

30c. friend makes face: "ha. her faaaace"

30d. end: "yeaaaah"

30e. warners hair: "butt. hair."

30f. called warner stupid: "oooooohhhhhhhhh snap!"

31a. end: "stupid warner needs to go die...he looks so sad"

31b. bruser has a grad. hat: "aww"

31c. elle and viv are friends: "yeeeah"

31d. warners life is over: "ha. ha. ha (evil)"

31e. wierd lady and delivery guy are married and have baby: "awwwwwww"

31f. emmett (3hot guy) and elle dated for 2 yrs.: "yaaay...butthair guy and elle"

31g. emmett is propsing that night: "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. (wiggled)"

Lauren's overview of movie:

"i liked it alot...it was really like sad then happy then wtf then...(eats chip)(crunches loudly)(licks finger)(crunches yet another chip) i liked her hair when it wasnt flat in the front. with the hat and braids.

if butthair guy got a different hair cut he'd be hotter"