Legally Blonde

Lauren. Has. Never. Seen. Legally. BLONDE!

isn't she retarded??

anyway, we are watching it now and i will post every emotion and response to things that happen.

i hope you're ready...

1a. Elle's hair before date: "it looks retarded in the front"

1b. Warner dumping Elle: "awwwwwwww....he looks so evil, like erhhh"

1c. Elle's boobs during date: "ha ha (giggle)"

1d. Elle's crying after Warner dumps her: "she's crying like i would hyperventilate"

1e. Elle get's in car so she doesn't ruin her heels: "woooowwwwww!"

2a. Elle throw chocolates at tv and screams LIAR!: "hahahahahah!"

2b. The perfect wife for Warner: "look at her faaaaaaaaaaace!"

3a. Road trip to harvard: "haha! she's headbanging while laughing."

3b. lap dance on spanish teacher: "hahah."

4a. elle's friend in video essay: "haha! that girl! (finger point)"

4b. legal jargon: "hahaahh!"

4c. LSAT scores: "some of these girls have jank hairstyles...look at her (mouse-ear-hair)"

4d. video essay: "she has a five-head!"

5a. elle arives at Harvard: "oh. i thought the white van was stalking her."

5b. guy says 'hey look its malibu barbie': "theyre like hanging out the windows...what the fuck?"

5c. guy who conduct the share-circle: "he's hot..not him," later, "(pointed)"

5d. deworming orphans in somalia: "(dying of laughter)."

6a. elle walking in harvard halls: "wtf?"

6b. elle talking to confused warner: "wow. he's hot too."

7a. elle in first class, pulling out heart notebook: "hehe."

7b. vivian kensington: "she looks like a gothic/church-going girl"

7c. Stromwell's shirt (green over same green): "dude! Mrs. Edingfield shirt!"

8a. meets 3hot guy: "he's hot too...except for his hair. he has butt hair."

8b. advice about teachers, teacher who spits: "haha."

8c. elle nodding: "why does she speak to so maany hot guys?!"

8d. finace: "whaat the fuu..."

8e. elle's hopeless reaction: "awww..."

9. vivians description by elle: "she's gothic"

10a. vivian showing off her damn ring: "wooooow."

11a. elle depressed in her room: "the clouds [on her robe] are cute!!"

11b. friend says i have news: "she got fangs? oh bangs"

11c. im getting married, rips dress and falls: "hahah"

12a. vivian spits: "fire breather"

12b. frigid bitch: "haha!"

12c. warner tells elle she's not smart enough: "(scoff) what a jerk"

13. 3hot guy sees her in bunny costume: "hah"

14. bruser watching tv: "hehe"

15. bruser getting hair highlighted: "ohh my gooosh"

16a. chick shows up at trailer: "she looks like shes going to barf"

16b. reaction to fat guy: "uuuuuggghhhhhhhhhh..."

16c. habeus corpus: "ha. haybeeus corps"

Lizzie says, "yeah! SUCK IT BITCH!": "hahah!!"

Lizzie says, "I'm HUNGRAAAAAAY!" : "hahahahaha!! (almost falls off bed"

17a. elles sees that shea on team: "gassssp!"

17b. elle reminisces about hot tub: "hah"

18a. outfits: "funeral--maid. funeral maid. like if someone spilt a dead person...like ashes"

18b. elles "happy people dont shoot husbands" justification: "haha"

19a. show them a picture of his thing!: "ohhhhh snaap!"

19b. thank god one of you has a brain: "mmhnmnm"

20a. ive got a package (delivery man): "inside snort"

20b. delivery man "take it easy": "that's kind of creepy

20c. elle's explaination: "she raises her eyebrows alot"

20d. bend and snap: "ohh"

20e. guy does bend and snap: "(wierd noise)"

20f. gay guy speaks of bend and snap: "no comment"

21a. fat lady prisoner: "ha wtf!"

21b. bad freeze frame (insert photo): "ooh my god. what the heeeck. (said whinyish)"

22. car scene with elle and 3hot guy: "butt head(point)"

23. are you against brunettes: "I hold alot of cards being blonde"

24a. girls like me dont go out with losers like you: "awww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (high pitch)"

24b. stupid bitch chick asks when he wants to go out: "haha"

25. about elle: "shes pretty but she has a five head"

26a. delivery man sees bad bend snap chick: "she looks like shed like his big one. look at her!"

26b. hits delivery man: "hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (squeaky). etc."

27. you bitch from gay guy: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa!"

28. proffessor hits on elle: "(creeper noise)"

29. elle cries: "wow. she cries so muuuuuuuch!"

Commercial: "baby!"

30a. elle walks in: "ha. thats awesome. i like her shoes. but she has the stupid front hair a lot."

30b. wierd chick walks in: "aww... (said softly)"

30c. friend makes face: "ha. her faaaace"

30d. end: "yeaaaah"

30e. warners hair: "butt. hair."

30f. called warner stupid: "oooooohhhhhhhhh snap!"

31a. end: "stupid warner needs to go die...he looks so sad"

31b. bruser has a grad. hat: "aww"

31c. elle and viv are friends: "yeeeah"

31d. warners life is over: "ha. ha. ha (evil)"

31e. wierd lady and delivery guy are married and have baby: "awwwwwww"

31f. emmett (3hot guy) and elle dated for 2 yrs.: "yaaay...butthair guy and elle"

31g. emmett is propsing that night: "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. (wiggled)"

Lauren's overview of movie:

"i liked it alot...it was really like sad then happy then wtf then...(eats chip)(crunches loudly)(licks finger)(crunches yet another chip) i liked her hair when it wasnt flat in the front. with the hat and braids.

if butthair guy got a different hair cut he'd be hotter"

Aside from all the crap I've been posting...

Hello.


I am currently wearing my money ring, given to me by this chocolate kid named Kevin.
I'll tell you the story since my phone=poop


I was in the counseling office at school, during 3rd period (i missed Dodgeball in French:(, when this kid (a senior)who was sitting next to me asked what my name was. For some deranged reason i said Elizabeth instead of Lizzie. so fucking weird, anyway and he introduced himself as Kevin. I felt a little awkward, but he had like a lispthing, so i began to think he was a little mental....anyway, he then asked if i knew how to make a money ring, i said no, since that was the truth. and he said here i'll show you. so I was like ok cool, pretending as if it were some secret obsession of mine. he saidi had to watch carefully because he was gonna make me do it and i had tosucceed. so iwatched carefully, like oh thisis a piece of cake when of course, i failed...twice...third time, thankfully i got it he claimed it wasnt rocket science...which its not its really fucking easy. hahah. but i've decided to put that aside because well i thought he was mental. and because i was already pretty full of pride:)
Later he was saying bye and added, if i see you in the halls you need toshow me your ring.
so...i saw him in the halls and he walked upbehind me with his friend and was like hi elizabeth and i was thinking who the hell calls me elizabeth at school???! i turned around and it was him. we play fought about whether or not i kept it (i did) and then we went our seperate ways.
depressing isn't it??

Just now i began telling Lauren about my and alex's what you i guess would call a "sex life" and she immediately shut me down. and now shes not talking to me...well she says she's not. but i hear her mumbling something probably not important from the bathroom hahha

as lauren posted in her blog im wearing my extreme skinny jeans:) it's an exciting momentby far. Something else pretty exciting...would be the color of my toe nail poilsh. NEON ORANGE. its my mothers. are you surprised?



So it totally sucks butt that my phone post didnt come in, in english because iwent on an entire rant about how bitchy alexis was being.

also im currently sitting on laurens lap. its great and she claims its against her will.


....but she likes it.

hey sucker!

hi. im lizzie. and im trying to blog from my phone.

im blogging from my phone. how great:):)